people always say to me “you’re addicted to tumblr, what would you do if you didn’t have tumblr haha you’d probably die”
no you uncultured swine i’d just read a fucking book or watch endless amounts of television where do you think we get our material
MY BOOK IS LOCKED IN A CLASSROOMN
RED ASLERT
I TOLD THIS REALLY NICE KID WHO NEVER CAUSES TROUBLE AND HEREACHED INTO HIS BACKPACK AND PULLED OUT A KEYCHAIN WITH KEYS TO THE CLASSROOM AND UNLOCKED IT FOR ME??
update i asked him why he had those keys and he said “its not important” im so lost
He’ll be vital to your quest later, don’t forget about him.

Merlock Who?
I want to know what Sherlock is deducing there! I can read a bit of it, but I need to beg for a transcript, LOL!
Sherlock: “You are a manservant but judging by your hands you don’t do all the work you should - clearing your way with magic, eh Merlin? You talk to … dragons, and wyverns. You fancy yo… right hand when using magic. You… your father day after meeting him and… your only girlfriend was a cat. Fo… some you are known as Emrys, if I…. recall. You live with Gaius but… not his apprentice… fast learner… knights of….”
:)
first of all, who let me get so emotionally invested in a television show
concernedresidentofbakerstreet:
in my social studies class we were talking about laws and shit and one boy goes “Why is rape illegal? Don’t girls like dominance?” and the smallest girl in class got up and socked him in the jaw and said “Shouldn’t you like that? Don’t you like acting tough?” and everyone got quiet for a second and then slow clapped it out for her
in about 15 years all of our kids will be fangirling over west collins and we’ll all just be sitting here like oh christ, not again